Lousy Haiku

Sometimes I feel like

I’m losing my religion

Whatever that means

We didn’t start it

We didn’t start the fire man

Satan started it

Oh take me on please

Take me on pretty woman

I’m dying for you

Back in Africa

Sure as Kilimanjaro

Lion’s gonna eat you

She was beautiful

Now she’s too fat for movies

Men are so fickle

Time after time love

Sometimes I picture you so

Far ahead of me

I saw you tonight

You sang on the Tonight Show

Your last notes killed me

Oh pretty woman

Please let me go release me

No not really huh

Only the lonely

Roy Orbison singin’ for

Me and everyone

I drove all night yeah

Slightly creepy lyric here

Is that alright love