Subscribe with your email address, I guess, leave a comment on a post, and maybe I’ll contact you. But don’t worry, I won’t contact you unless you tell me in your comment that you want me to, and, even then, there’s a better than even chance that I won’t.

Plus, don’t be afraid to subscribe with your email. I won’t sell your email unless someone offered me like a million dollars for it, but if that happens, I’ll split it with you 50/50. OK?

And if you want to subscribe with all the email addresses in your contacts for family and friends, I guarantee that they will love you for it after uttering an initial, “What the hell?” But even that will be followed by a universally exclaimed, “WOW! HOW COOL!”

By the way, I don’t have twitter, Facebook, or whatever that box with a circle and dot inside it is. Therefore, that “Follow us:” section on this page is completely superfluous, as is the “GET IN TOUCH” box too. But if I ever do get those things or figure out how to use this “GET IN TOUCH” box, I’ll be sure to let you know.